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i slept with ur mom

The ultimate insult. Topically used by 13 yr old on x box live who think their cool but who actually have no friends.
Adolescent 1: u succ!
Adolescent 2: I slept with ur mom.

Adolescent 2: *dies*
by dög June 21, 2021
mugGet the i slept with ur mommug.

I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."
by forestrychick November 30, 2011
mugGet the I slept like coarse woody debris last night.mug.
"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"
by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023
mugGet the national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-daymug.

Slept

verb. slept\ ˈslept \; sleep; sleeps: To knock someone out cold.
Bro hit him with one punch and slept him.
by blem world April 6, 2022
mugGet the Sleptmug.

fake-slept on

When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.
I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.
by donglethegreat June 24, 2023
mugGet the fake-slept onmug.

George Washington slept here

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.
“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
“Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”
by PinkCripps August 25, 2019
mugGet the George Washington slept heremug.

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