skommel

to masturbate. Origin - South African Afrikaans word meaning 'shake' as in 'melk skommel' = milk shake or 'shuffle' as in shuffling a deck of cards.

I went to my room for a quick skommel.

by DeanH January 13, 2008

Scoombadi

When someone is so awkward or embarrassing that you don't want to be associated with them and would prefer to just walk away.

That kid over there was saying some pretty scoombadi things to me yesterday. I don't really want to talk to him ever again.

by Allen Waterman November 17, 2011

shoom

-exclamation.
an onomatopoeia used to signify that the person saying it does not understand something that is being said.

It is the sound made when information flies past the person's brain or comprehension.

when used in texts, it is used in between asterisks like so: *shoom*
Also, often accompanied by a "crossed-arms" arm motion in front of chest

Paul: the glutton levels in the formulaic reaction are quite the conundrum!
Larry: *shoom*

by One Wanksta December 25, 2009

scoomp da loomp effect

The act of making up the name of an effect in order to prove a point that is otherwise completely non-sensical and inaccurate.

John: If one of those oxygen tanks explodes, all the others beside it will explode as well.

Valerie: That makes no sense at all.

John: Yes it does, its the scoomp da loomp effect.

by Scezchuan Aardvark November 2, 2010

skooma den

A place e.g. house in the game OBLIVION, to take some skooma

random guy: hey you got some skooma? well if you dont go and get me some and we can be real friends.
you: o.k?
later*

random guy: Wow you got some skooma,now we can be friends.
seconds later inside the skooma den*

you: I will now take your soul.
random guy: o,o,o, ok but let me have yours ok?

you: time to go to sleep hehehe...
random guy: but im not tired...

slashing noises are heard*

by Georgey_boiiii September 4, 2007

Skoog

Skoog can be applied in many ways to slutty or promiscuous women, usually the dirtiest of women.

"Man do you see all those dirty Skoogs over there??"

"The girl is such a dirty skoog"

by jerrybean16745 March 20, 2010

Skoobist

Someone who has done something very dumb. There can only be one Skoobist at a time, If someone else then does something dumb they are now the Skoobist

John: " Woops I forgot to water my plants"
Sarah" Your such a skoobist"

by jamiejam69 November 17, 2010