Bizmark Skidmark

Where you deficate onto a woman with large breastes, preferably in between them. After the turd is in between the two dirty pillows you proceed to tit fuck her and it will leave the skidmark!

Cody: Dude I can't believe she broke up with you!?

Nathan: I know!! all i wanted is to do a Bizmark Skidmark, she's a fucking prude!

by Daniel Lafferty March 28, 2010

Scotland skidmark

trap your mate under the covers and then wet fart shart in her mouth..... then force the skidmarked underpants down her throat.... shout yeeehaw and cum in her ear.

"i love her so i gave her a scotland skidmark."

by BIg Bojangles May 2, 2008

russian skidmark

Drag someone behind the car after having sex with him or her.

A russian skidmark is over the line

by hot lunch April 13, 2005

Hawaiian Skidmark

The act of leaving shat in your pants, and letting it smear all day.

Guy:I think I smelt a Hawaiian skidmark from the guy right next to me.
Girl: that is totally true!

by Tha1Turtle December 2, 2016

monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003

The Skidmark stuff

The act of rubbing your woman's panties on your ass and stuffing them in her mouth while having sex so she will stop bitching about how your not as kinky as her bestfriends boyfriend.

Casey wouldn't stop bitching last nite so I gave her the Skidmark stuff!

by OmegaBlowmaga November 29, 2009

political skidmark

A person who hears a political sound bite and tries to proffer a cogent argument with no other data to support his claim. Typically a Kool-Aid drinker, a poseur, trying to impress who inevitably falls flat on his ass.

"You called him a war monger, give me an example". "He likes war". "You are such a political skidmark!"

by RHS2014 March 14, 2014