chunky skidmark

When you shart yourself while wearing a thong.

Megab shit herself whlie wearing a thong, and was left with chunky skidmarks.

by Nessa1990 November 28, 2006

Feta skidmark

The stain left behind when a semen-filled orifice is dragged across a flat surface. Named for its resemblance to feta crumbs that have been half-heartedly wiped up off the dinner table.

Emma, you left a really disgusting feta skidmark on my parents couch the other day. Clean yourself up.

by FettySkid December 19, 2015

Sandusky Skidmark

The act of a man sitting on the woman's face and right before ejaculating he wipes his ass crack back and forth from the tip of the woman's nose to her forehead, hence creating a fresh skidmark. Best results are after taking a shit or having a dirty sweaty asscrack. *Results should resemble a hindu's red dot, only eliptical and brown!

Wow, Womp gave his girlfriend a Sandusky Skidmark last night, It was Stupendous!

by Senior Musk October 10, 2006

sergeant-skidmarks

title used in referrence to someone who is in a position of leadership, yet warrants no respect.

Yeah, I heard you, Sergeant-Skidmarks!

by dorham May 26, 2006

reverse skidmark

Shit stain in your underwear from ass fucking someone

Dear, why do you have a reverse skidmark in your jockeys?

by Captain Khaos October 15, 2017

Lipstick skidmarks

When lipstick gets smudged on a cock while giving a blowjob

She left several lipstick skidmarks on my cock last night. I loved it!

by ButlerX July 14, 2017

pakistani skidmark

The act of stuffing a partners lips up ur ass and releasing a mighty strand of shit out.

It looked like Krusty had a Hersheys moustache when I gave him a Pakistani skidmark

by cary wichaven August 13, 2007