Tossed My Sketti

Eating someones hairy butthole

Ya man, good ole bertha tossed my sketti last night, good thing I took a shower first.

by Greenman2000 September 16, 2021

Sketty kanga

Defined as person that has to jump on the next opportunity person or home faster then a kangaroo hops

You sketty little kanga

You jumped in his bed like the sketty kanga you are

by Kohigh82 August 24, 2024

Sketty little spazmoid

A sketty little spazmoid is an individual who deems it socially acceptable to kick about the town in crocs and fluffy socks. They also wear cumbrellas (fake eyelashes), black leggings, fake leather jackets and much more.

"Look at that fucking diabolically ugly sketty little spazmoid"

by John niglington December 28, 2024

Sketti eater

I'm the most simple way, a fucking nerd

Say shit like that again sketti eater and I'll whoop your ass.

by Ultai March 26, 2017

Sketti Sauce

Sketti Sauce is another way of calling a woman pregnant. It can take the place of the more common theme "Prego"

Hey have you seen Lexa?
Oh yeah she is definitely Sketti Sacue right now.
Sketti Sauce?
Ya know... pregnant lol as much as one can be.

by LeMinja July 20, 2016

Sketti flailers

For men with tiny arms that act tough

Man see that diclan fight he looks so funny with his sketti flailers

by Skettimonster July 09, 2023

Sketty

Sketty: A girl who likes to flirt with multiple men. Flirty.

That girl is too Sketty, that’s the fifth guy she’s flirted with today.

by Definitive Word Definitions August 03, 2022