A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.
by Jellie_Bells December 8, 2021
Get the Simon Fucking Cowellmug. by CLEOELI December 6, 2021
Get the Simon Cowellmug. by SoullessEther May 7, 2025
Get the Simon Cowellmug. 
Simon Cowell is not the following.
He is not:
Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully
He is:
A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
He is not:
Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully
He is:
A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021
Get the Simon cowellmug. 
A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.
Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
by Believe it or not 🙄 November 25, 2021
Get the Simon Cowellmug.