shmuck schmuck

penis. Originally means jewelry in yiddish, hence 'family jewels' and thus 'prick'

the shlamiel is a shmuck

by klidenengro January 30, 2004

Shmuck puppet

Someone of extremely low intelligence who needs other people to dictate their lives for them.

You’re a shmuck puppet, wait for me and hold the door open otherwise I can’t get in.

by Hgray0905 May 13, 2023

shmuck fuck

1. noun. when a person or persons are incredibly hung over from a hard night of drinking and attempt to be socially proficient or have lost all drive to assimilate to the masses.

Lara (shopping downtown chi-town) - "Dude, I look like I just crawled out of a dumpster. I look like such a Shmuck fuck right now. GOD I LOVE ANDREJS K!!!!"

by Lara in love with Andrejs February 16, 2008

mother of shmuck

Used something like holy shit, but is more fun to say, and relitivly parentaly appropriate. Best used with slight french accent.

Jeremy, this is the longest hike ever, mother of shmuck when are we going to be there!

by Putney August 31, 2005

yehei shmei shmuck

a small circumcised penis
(in jew talk)

can be used as a:
noun, insult, or exclamation

"Dude, you have a yehei shmei shmuck!!!"

"Look what you did, you yehei shmei shmuck"

"YEHEI SHMEI SHMUCK!! I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE FUCKING HOT TUB!!!"

by lebishandwoodwootwoot March 10, 2009

shmuck

A fool, usually said in Britain

Jim: the world is flat
Sam: Don't talk to me you shmuck

by Fraggerz October 23, 2019

Shmuck

Describing Someone Who Is An Idioţ̵̡̧̢̢̧̡̢̨̧̢̨̨̛̛̛͇̙̬͈̳͎̬̮̥̳͚̰̮͚͓͖͉̙̹̳̞̫̙͉̩͔͇͓̬̟̗̲̪̥̻͔̟̬̱͇͍̞̳̮̹̙̖̺̦̖̱̭̖͔͎͙̘͔̹̙̫̩̗̖̟̱̦͈̪͈͈̬̭͍̦̼̳̼̟̝̣̦͙̗̲̩͍̺̺͇͔͇̰̥͙̼̩̯̜̠͇̫̹͚̤̯̪͙̖̝̙͉͖̜̱̼̘̫͍̖͍̙̪̙͉̱̻͉͚͈̤̘̲̟̙̌̀̏̃̄͌̽̆̾̈̐͑̿̽̆̏̿̋͆̿͗͌̿̈̀̃̀̿͊̈́̈́̐́̍̅͑̋̈́̽͂̓̆̓̀̋̋̎̂̃̽̾̌͌̈́́̐͊̾̓͌̍͐̾̔̀̽̏̊̽̎̔̈͐̒͛̀̾̄͌̓̅́̂͆́̈́́̒͒͊̂̽̊͋̅͋̌̈͒̾̾̑̽̊̾̈́̏̔͋́̂̄́͛͋̂̕̕͘̕͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅ

Ļ̴̨̨̧̢̨̧̢̡̡̧̢̛̛̛͍̰͖̥͎̗̻̦̭̪͓̜̪̣͍͚̙̳̼̲̪͙̤̭͉̘͙̟̙̜̳̩̥̩͉̱̣̹̤̦̦͕̲̫͍̱͉̜̯̹͓͕͙͈̠̞͈͓̫͔̮̞̼̩͈̜͇͇̣̜̦̳̲̣̗̰̱̙͓̱͕̰͈͎̜̪̗̟̩͚̦͚̗̲̣͎̱̺̮͇̯͖̼͕̯̪͚̯̭̪͍̞̬̞͈̱̖̺̙̮̟̰͕̥̞̗̖̳̝͓͎̼̻̠̣̹̙̗̩͕̯͓̻͕̜̤̱͚̩̤̫̖͍̝̞͉͚̝͂̑̎̍̊́̐̅̈̓̿̀̾̄͊͑̄͋̅̏͑̾̆̀̀̐̆̀̿̀̔̎̂̓̾́̓̈́̊͛̒̅̊͂͒̄̂̅͗̅̊̓̾̋͊̄̓̐̉̅́̇̈́̒̾̏̆̀͊̏̆̐̔̀̈́̃̅̉̽̈́̅̋͑͂̈́̒͒̂̈́̅͋̃̍̿̀͗͛̉̽̓̉̐͘͘̚̚͘͘͘̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅuke You're A Shmuck For Shaving Off Your Hairline

by L̴̛̛͂̑̎̍̊́̐̅̈̓̿̀̾̄͊͑̄͋̅͘͘̚͝uke February 20, 2019