shmeagling

Being drunk, walking around acting like you belong wherever you are at.

My friend was shmeagling around wearing board shorts and a bright red wig , going from one campsite to another.

by Robdawgslc January 13, 2016

shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

Shredding the cheese

Describes the act of when someone with a dandruff infested scalp scratches their head

Person 1: Man, that guy's really shredding the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

by That_One_Fellow February 3, 2021

Shmegington

Schmidt from New Girl yells "oh snap, shmegington" in response to Winston.

A word that means everything, and nothing.

Believe in the shmegington.

Oh snap, shmegington

by Shmegington 2024 May 7, 2022

Shredding Plastic

"vaping right?"
"yeah, vaping"

Yo, we shredding plastic rn?

by walmu May 22, 2022

pussy shielding

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.

Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.

by OhNoTotallyPussyShielded August 28, 2009

Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.

"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"

by JLavelle August 16, 2017