Shlongkong

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...

It's on like shlongkong!

by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

Shlong Dimensions

Alternative/Professional way to ask someone their dick size

Hey man quick question
Yeah whats up
"Shlong Dimensions"

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by ThiccNig March 6, 2019

Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.

“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”

by Melonz4 September 7, 2019

Farmer Shlong

A farmer with a long shlong

Me: “He’s got a farmer shlong!”

by sophiasuckssss May 17, 2021

Long Shlong

A notably ginormous penis.

Look at that chick's long shlong!

by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005

Shpongolia

A state or a place that is not located in our 3 dimensional plane and/or can't be precieved normally with our 5 senses.

Usually defined as an other vibration frequency of the universe that can be explored, similar to a radio or tv channel that you can tap into with meditation, psychedelics.

When our mortal body dies and our spirit is untattered from our flesh and bones now has the the possibility for navigating other realms of our infinite universe.

I once ate a quart of mushrooms and went on a journey to Shpongolia.

by Psyentric January 5, 2012

shlong

extremly large dick. one that slaps your thighs

Oh my god Jimmy, your shlong is so large!!

by Bob Hingram November 12, 2003