shlong

A word that describes my penis: Large, juicy, and scrumptious.

"Wow Will you have a huge shlong", says Diamonts mom.

shlong by Will A Jemil December 28, 2005

shlong

Thing used to bone girls.

I like shlong.
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shlong by Kenithkay May 25, 2008

Shlong

a long hanging penis

did you see wayne's shlong?

Shlong by WayneLongDick December 7, 2011

shlong

It's a fuckin dick!!

Hey... My <shlong> is felling happy. Would you like to fuck me?

shlong by Anonymous July 2, 2003

shlong

Language of the Shlongonians of the aincient country SHLONGONIA!!!!!residents of this country are also called shlongs

i had a nice conversation w/ my shlong friend

shlong by anji-mito mofuckah July 20, 2003

shlong

An alternate term for a haircut popular among white trash (see mullet). Derived from the physical characteristics of the haircut, i.e. SHort in the front and LONG in the back; SHLONG. Has humorous connotations to schlong which refers to the male sexual organ. May be very humorous in usage since the bearer of a shlong may me surprised, flattered, offended, shocked or any combination of these.

1. I like your shlong dude.
2. You have a beautiful Shlong.
3. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used to have a shlong.

shlong by Business up front, party in the back January 12, 2005

shlong

a male penis

shlong by Namaseit September 13, 2002