shlong

A very very large cock ( PENIS )

Joe S has a huge shlong

by ohferret May 7, 2003

shlong

a funny word for which oneself would use instead of saying dick or wang or penis, usually large and sloppy. it usually is just hangin out and looking shloppy

Lookin' like a fool with your shlong on the ground!

by wtfareyoulookinat April 27, 2010

shlong

The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.

shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong

by Ezra Peters December 22, 2007

shlong

one of the many nicknames for one's penis

my shlong aint so long.

by jackolyn marie August 16, 2008

shlong

A huge dick , penis, rod

Adel has a fucking small shlong.

by Jose Garcia gonzalarz Jimmy January 19, 2009

shlong

A penis of gargantuan size; in both length and width.

While in the changeroom, Yahye said "Holy shit Nasser, you have a big shlong ".

by rotflol360 April 4, 2009

shlong

a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis

"man that bankskank licks shlong"

by alex brownie April 9, 2008