satellite

The condition of being so high and/or drunk that one cannot function normally. The state of being affected by one or more psychoactive drugs.

My friends and I are about to roll up a joint and get satellite.

I'm so satellite I could eat a star.

by double digits 70 March 31, 2009

Satellite

To be "out of this world" or awesome

Dude 1: "Dude, i just won the lottery! I can finally quit my job!"
Dude 2: "Dude, that's so satellite!"

by Sir Harry Baals October 8, 2011

Satellite Nipples

Nigga nips that are fuckin huge and taste like Cinnamon. Usually on fat black women, but they can be found on white women as well. In this case, they taste like sugar.

I love Satellite Nipples, they are delicious.

by boo yaa tonka twist May 1, 2006

satellite confucktion

When your GPS has a breakdown in it's functions and navigate you to a random address other than where you want to go.It always happen when you're late or already pissed off.
The word ConFuckTion comes from CONFUSED FUCKED UP NAVIGATION.

Boy I had another Satellite Confucktion and was late for my appointment.One more Satellite Confucktion and I swear I'm gonna toss this GPS out the window.

by meckox May 31, 2010

Shitelfie

The art of taking a photo with your mobile of your excreta execution!

Couldn't resist taking a Shitelfie in trap 2 at work today. Almost made the schoolboy error of dropping the mobile down the pan!

by carlosbalados October 23, 2017

Satellite

Someone who can't keep secrets to themselves. If they hear information they will relay it off to their friends/group.

She’s such a satellite, she speaks to everyone and then they find out.

by Dylwheat July 13, 2020

Space Race Fall Guys Season 2 Satellite Scramble

Space Race Fall Guys Season 2 Satellite Scramble is a round that was vaulted on Fall Guys Season 2 Satellite Scramble..... it will never be seen again!

Space Race Fall Guys Season 2 Satellite Scramble is a word based off of UnsafeStumbleMen.
You should use it anywhere you go. Put it on a shirt /j

by falgus September 14, 2023