shit ton

An odd way to say quite a large amount.

"Michelle has a shit ton of odd cuss words."

by SueB January 20, 2007

shit ton

A large amount (greater than 17)

Man, how much did you blow on booze last weekend?

A shit ton.

by Russki September 13, 2005

shit ton

5000 of any thing

"Dude, we are gunna make a shit ton of money this summer! It's gunna be awesome!"

"Damn, that a shit ton of dirt, you got to shovel that yourself?!"

by welderflyerboy April 25, 2010

Shit Ton

A measure of volume: The amount of space required to fill 2,000lbs of homogenized fecal matter.

That swimming pool can hold around 400 shit tons of water.

by Kimmbel October 23, 2008

Shit-ton

a lot of a certain thing, can be used as an estimated numerical reference

I had a shit-ton of chicken wings while I was banging this broad.

by skrilla June 17, 2003

shit ton

25 gigabytes.

S - "How big is world of warcraft?"
C - "idk, a shit ton of data"
S - "holy shit, it's 25 gigabytes!"
C - "yeah, a shit ton."

by Kashgar July 5, 2011

shit ton

An "official" SI unit.

The unit of measurement for quantity.

Brian: Hey Jeff and Whit, I noticed the kitchen is restocked.

Jeff and Whit: Yes, there is officially a shit ton of food in the kitchen, indulge yourself.

Kayla: yeah'duh

by BH Do Work December 9, 2008