dont get yo shit ripped

when ur having sex to fast and its to big and ur shit gets ripped

a nigga i told dis bitch she wuz hella fine and then next thing i knew she got her shit ripped and then i wuz like dont get yo shit ripped

by j-boog December 31, 2007

eat glass and shit it out yo ass

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.

idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.

by kurticus July 31, 2010

motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

by Brian March 7, 2005

don't act like yo shit don't stank

don't act like you special.

you keep on judging me, don't act like yo shit don't stank, you the same as everyone else

by sugarbaby8643 January 15, 2010

fax my boy spit yo shit indeed

This is a phrase used whenever you're either sarcastic or genuinely agreeing to someone's stupid, bodacious, autistic and interesting take.

Man 1: Girls are the epitome of hypocriticism in today's society where people wish to have gender equality. Their solution? Gender equality means downgrading the rights of men.
Man 2: Fax my boy spit yo shit indeed!

by Hotwaterphobia October 13, 2023

don't act like yo shit don't stank

don't act like you ain't never did something before that someone else did.

person 1: yo, my brother cracked on me for getting in a fight at school and lost.

person 2: for real.

person 1: tell him "bro don't act like yo shit don't stank"

person 1: for real

by finalboss954 January 17, 2013

cat knit yo' shit

When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.

jasper s horny. that cat knit yo' shit... man he wants it bad. awww yeah.

by HornyCat September 6, 2010