EATING SHIT

to categorize someone who is unable to walk due to an athletic defect. Commonly refereed to as "Julieing it". A person generally called Julie G.

Oh did you see Julie eating shit in the parking lot. She is sooo unathletic. Poor her.

by Fluffy Kitty December 13, 2019

Eating shit

Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.

Jeff keeps Eating Shit on this jump

by Huomk September 19, 2020

eating workplace shit

An expression used to describe the commonplace employee experience when a state or federal agency hires folks because of their advanced degrees and licensure and then gradually eases them, after the honeymoon phase, into what feels like slave labor, and retains them, due to steady and therefore relatively decent pay, frequent paid days off and a seemingly cushy pension.

I am a doctor who has been eating workplace shit for more than a decade, but after this period of indentured servitude and gradually increasing mental and physical illness, I have stepped halfway off the pirate ship and hope to be vigorously swimming soon.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

eating your shit

the pinnacle expression of gratitude or appreciation one can give

I thought you would be fuckin' eating your shit over that monkey I got you for christmas but you didn't.

by branderoos May 16, 2008

Eating that shit up

Is when someone is enjoying something or someone to much

Josh was on FaceTime with a female while she was dancing, and he was eating that shit up.

by Chocolate chip cookie dough November 7, 2023

mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker

1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.

2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.

Why the fuck did you do that! you mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker!

by H to the muthafuckin Azel January 10, 2004

eatin shit

When you're being clumsy or just fall down multiple times.

*rollerskating*
Girl: hey I got the hang of this

Boy: haha same here! * falls down*
Girl: haha you fell!
Boy: so what * falls down again* UGH! Stupid skates suck!
Girl: nah fam you just love eatin shit! Haha
Boy: haha sooo funny * falls again*
Girl: haha dumbass
Boy: stfu

by dem homie's December 16, 2015