Shannon

Little wise one. Shannon is the is the tits. She is the mystic of the group going from grounded wisdom to cloudy phylosophy. Ranging from the flaws of academia to lunar looniness.

Shannon is the most amazing human.

by KazJazIzTez September 7, 2019

Shannoned

To shower someone with affection.

Wow, that chick at the party sure shannoned me!

by Secret Developer February 28, 2012

Shannon

No Joke This Girl Is The Best Friend You Could Ever Wish For And Is The Coolest Person Around, Also Pretty

Wow Thats Shannon, Look How Pretty She Is

by Kelliee...x July 26, 2009

Shannon

The love of my life.

He is so in love with that girl. She must be shannon.

by boogasta July 6, 2011

Shannon

River in Ireland

Boy's name in Ireland for many years, then women started to be named Shannon, making it a unisex name.

- PS. best fuckin' name in the world to date

Guy 1: Yo, your name is Shannon? Isn't that a chick name? Bahaha...you suck at life

Me: -_-, learn some Celtic history, then laugh your ass off, Taylor

:D

by Shannon M. April 15, 2008

Shannon

It is a description of any lady who is intelligent and beautiful and probably sexy but is kind of lazy like a sloth. The lady must also not be athletic as a Shannon is a person is who will want to excercise but have restrictions ( laziness )

Example 1:

Johnston: Wow that girl is so smart and beautiful!

Willy: Yeah she must be a Shannon

Johnston: Yes I agree she is very Shannon

Example 2:

Joewy: Wow that Shannon is so bad ass I wanna be Shannon Shannon

Sarah: A bad ass Shannon Shannon is a bad ass bad ass Shannon Shannon

by Esenihc1899 February 17, 2014

Shannon

Most amazing girl in the word, everyone wants to be her and she has a best friend named Mila.

Wow that girl shannon is sooooo hot😻

by Jakelsns December 8, 2016