Shanghai Switch-a-roo

When you realize the cute 20-something girl you have been walking behind and checking out for the past two blocks is actually a 65-year-old Asian woman.

Once I caught up to the woman of my dreams I realized it was a cruel Shanghai Switch-a-roo.

by TheGenZod February 14, 2012

Shanghai Slider

A sexual act in which one partner heavily lubricates their hand and circles their hand around the other partner’s balls(at the base) and then quickly brings the hand down ringing the balls like a bell creating a gong noise.

Joe: “bro less than thirty minutes ago I got railed in the nuts by a Shanghai Slider”
Bill: “bruhhh... what??!”

by GhengisKangaroo August 7, 2019

Shanghaivania

a song. bruh.
Inktale funny go brrrrrr
We finna nutz, breh.

Also, the song is by the funny man, "Valor Genesect."

Shanghaivania Phase 675,757,686 when?

by Valor Genesect October 3, 2021

the shanghai throatpunch

The Shanghai Throatpunch is an aggressive reprisal against your female counterpart. While the female is performing apologetic oral you grab her ponytails and begin throat fucking in a barbaric manner. Right at climax you cold-cock her trachea. The impact causes a confetti like discharge of semen, snot, and blood from her nose, resembling a Chinese dragon shooting fire.

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by The Norwegian Duo November 30, 2013

Shanghai Surprise

An explosive device. A booby trap. A package bomb. A hand-tossed grenade.

Long before George Harrison, Sean Penn and Madonna and the movie they made by that name, a Shanghai Surprise was a home made bomb used by the Chinese tongs or gangs. The expression probably dates from the late 19th or early 20th century. While I cannot cite chapter and verse of it's origin, I'm older than Madonna and understood the expression at the time the movie was made. Not everything is about sex, kids. That's why I unsubscribed from the UD.

by The Twentieth Man April 28, 2011

shanghai

to take, steal, borrow and not bring back

someone just shanghai-ed my bag of chips

by RP April 24, 2005

ShangHai Grab

From an Ally McBeal episode where Lucy Liu said to her co work that she will give him the "Shanghai Grab". Which by inferred definition of the "rub and tug" by an Asian women with Chinese descent.

As defined above, the Lucy Liu saying she will give a shanghai grab to a coworker in the office whom she is having sexual relations with.

by Deeznuts4u April 23, 2011