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human sexuality slang 

One of the whitest, most up-tight, politically correct tags on urban dictionary. Why couldn't they call it something better, like "other words for fuck a bitch"?
I was checking out the definition for brick house and clicked on the tag "human sexuality slang." No definition, I figured I'd add a definition.

pony sexuality 

No one knows what this means.

Sadly, you'll have to keep looking.
This "pony sexuality" was randomly heard somewhere and no one knows its meaning. I am sorry. Go follow my tt @the_chocolate_lord btw ;)
Person A: "What's a pony sexuality?"
Person B: "No one knows. Not even google."

metro sexuality 

when a straight guy acts gay
a guy who:
1. straightens his hair
2. wears designer clothes
3. listens to pop
4. has a voice a little bit higher than the average male
5. you would mistake for a gay, but is actually 100% straight
6. someone who gets pissed off very easily (emotional)
7. cries a lot
8. hangs out with girls
9. brags about hanging out with male friends
10. goes to the mall a lot
11. edits pictures on picnik
okay, so you're not gay, you aren't bi, but how could you be straight? there's only one reason for this! you have a metro sexuality

that guy in skinny jeans dancing to justin timberlake has a metro sexuality

invaild sexuality 

Invaild sexualites are very important and arent vaild in the LGBTQA+ community.
Ex.
“Heatsexual”
“MAP PRIDE”
“Tiktoksexual”
dreamsexual
“dracosexual”
“anisexual”
person 1:“hey dude i think im dreamsexual or sum”
person 2:“fuck no, hes a fookin 22 year old man and your a fookin minor!”
person 1:”holy sheet i didnt know he was an adult”
person 2:“boy- im out”
‘Next day’
person 1: *googles up dreamsexual*
person 1: no wonder, dreamsexual is an invaild sexuality.”

person 3: “THATS THE FOOKIN’ REASON THAT PERSON 2 TOOK A PLANE TO AMERICA YA FOOK-“
invaild sexuality by QT_bee0wU February 18, 2021

empty sexuality 

Women who use flirting and occasional sexual acts to keep men around who will help them , give them money, drugs booze, or things when they need them.
Her empty sexuality kept her from having meaningful relationships
empty sexuality by Ltrain206 June 24, 2021

Starfish Sexuality

An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.
"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"
Starfish Sexuality by Lucifer1012 January 27, 2022