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Scrunches

Squishes for friends, and crushes are for lovers. But what about the line between? Introducing: scrunches. When you would be down with dating someone but don't have any strong romantic attraction towards them.
Eris: I want a queer-platonic relationship with someone, what should I call that feeling?
Nat: You have a scrunch on someone! Congratulations! Scrunches are great!
mugGet the Scrunchesmug.

scrunch baby

absolutely piss puss bitch
usually used in league of legends to categorize trash players
you are so fucking trash you scrunch baby dyslexic cunt
by creditonalsz February 12, 2021
mugGet the scrunch babymug.

Dead man’s scrunch

When you are shot in the neck/head and spaz up before falling limp.
Yeah he’s dead, he did the dead man’s scrunch after he was shot!
by Lukiepook September 13, 2025
mugGet the Dead man’s scrunchmug.

Scrunch face

Scrunch face is at the same time you need to shot and Gary at the same time and you face looks like a 95 year old prune
Kid 1 bro he’s such a scrunch face

Kid 2 yea
by KONVERT July 22, 2022
mugGet the Scrunch facemug.

scrunch

code name dla chłopaka
omg! Marysia patrz scrunch idzie
by bunniie February 7, 2025
mugGet the scrunchmug.

scalp scrunch

Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.
The man sitting in front of her on the airplane fell asleep, making his scalp scrunch eye catching.
by awdwagon December 28, 2011
mugGet the scalp scrunchmug.

Scrunching

When a full grown man folds up his underwear into a g string and takes pics of himself and than slides into girls DMs with the pics.
Oh my god I drank too much whiskey last night and was scrunching hard. Please don't tell anyone I sent you scrunch pics!!!
by Blonde menas November 19, 2022
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