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Schmooey 

SH-MOO-EE Usually describes when a glass or clear surface is covered in a unknown substance (schmoo) that causes the glass surface to become opaque and or sticky.
Ex. 1: “Ah i can’t see, my glasses are all schmooey!”

Ex. 2: “Oh no! Your greasy fingers made my windows all shmooey.”
Someone who wears glasses, has curly hair, and their first initial is J
You know I’m certain Josh is a Schmonkey.
Schmonkey by Bunsbiy March 1, 2024