when someone is overweight, at least 300 pounds you would say they are a fatass scarlet, meaning they are obese
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My ex girlfriend started reading the books before we broke up. It caused her to go full sparkletard.
I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.
I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.
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Scarlett took my breath away
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The "scarletro"(plural: scarletroes) is the most basic unit of measurement in schools. Local classmates use it commonly, defining it as the loss of braincells. In the oxford dictionary, a scarletro is the scientific way to describe the reduction of an individual by 10 braincells. It is negatively correlated to the numeric counting system in which gaining a scarletro means the loss of 10 braincells.
The "scarletro"(plural: scarletroes) is the most basic unit of measurement in schools. Local classmates use it commonly, defining it as the loss of braincells. In the oxford dictionary, a scarletro is the scientific way to describe the reduction of an individual by 10 braincells. It is negatively correlated to the numeric counting system in which gaining a scarletro means the loss of 10 braincells.
eg. "Bro that guy is so annoying, holy shit. When he talks, I gain 20 scarletro." "Yes, I know right. So stupid and dumb."
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