Sausage fest balance theorem

A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.

By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.

Sausage fest balance theorem by yungflame November 28, 2010

Sausage Fest 

Phrase used to describe a predominatly male party. Usually used by guys who want to give the illusion that they're bigger players than everyone else there.

Damn man, this is a fucking sausage fest. Lets get out of here.

Sausage Fest by wongcha June 10, 2009

Sausage Fest 

Sausage Fest (or a festival of sausage) - when there is a bigger ratio of men to women at any given time. By LA2k7

Holy smokes batman, it's a Sausage Fest in here. . .

Sausage Fest by LA2k7 aka Mr Rico Suavez February 10, 2007

Sausage Fest 

When a group of people, at a bar or other hook up place, are mostly male.

Dude, this sports bar is a Sausage Fest lets go to a nightclub and find some girls!

Sausage Fest by Tom 7654 November 9, 2007

Sausage Fest 

When the ratio in a crowed place such as a party is 4:1 men to women.

Or

When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.

Two horney guys walk into a bar but see no women jus all men

dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker

Sausage Fest by Kelly Marie =] March 14, 2009

sausage fest 

with a bunch of dudes, and little/or no ladies.

ay billy how was jasons party?
dude it turned out to be a sausage fest, he brought over like 2 chicks and 30 guys showed up.

sausage fest by conchita December 28, 2005

sausage fest 

A party made up of Only or mostly guys. There will be a LOT of penises..Never go to a party like this.
A few helpful hints:
1. Dont go to this type of party if you are a guy. You will be called a homo.
2. Dont go to this type of party if you are a women. Let me explain. There will be a huge number of men which means a lot of penises. All of these men will want to fuck something beside their hand (they are bored of that) so they will all go for a girl. You have a high chance of getting raped here. (If you are a slut and went went to the party for that reason feel free to go)
Bottom line: Unless you want to get gangbanged dont go to the party.

3. Watch your back and cover your assholes!

Summary:
Sausage Fest = BAD for Everyone

Tyrone: Hey, how was Joes party last night? Lots of hot girls?
Jamal: Hell No! Not even close. It was a total sausage fest.

Bob: Hey I've never been to Mikes parties. Are they good?
Steve: No he never has any hot girls. Its gonna be a sausage fest.
Bob: A what?
Steve: Never Mind just Watch Your back and cover your asshole.

sausage fest by The War Lion December 9, 2008