sick satisfaction

the feeling of pleasure at the sight of others' misfortune, especially when it either benefits you or highlights your good qualities

I get a sick satisfaction knowing that everyone in the class failed this test except for me

by casworm December 19, 2015

strut of satisfaction

The empowered walk from a blissful sexual encounter to home. For those less experienced and impressionable, this might be called the walk of shame. For those of us more mature and confident, we've renamed it to reflect our new attitude.

Txt from visiting friend: Ok, I'm headed home now. What a crazy night! Time for the walk of shame.

Reply txt: Whatever, girl! Sounds like you get the strut of satisfaction!

by pharmgrl2001 April 17, 2010

satisfucktion

a spin-off from the sexually frustrated housewife who can't get any "satisfaction" in bed

When it was all over, she couldn't get any satisfucktion from her lover cause he came too damn quick!

by DesertNymphoManiac September 5, 2011

satisfiction

A claim of satisfaction when the reality is complete and utter dissatisfaction.

Your friend: How's the married life treating you?

You: No complaints.

Your friend: Sounds like satisfiction, if you ask me.

You: Hells yeah!

by thentzel September 5, 2007

statisfaction

A feeling of happiness that can only be derived from one's superior status.

In choosing between Yale and the community college, she knew that only Yale would give her family statisfaction.

by jane and judy December 14, 2008

demand satisfaction

When, after the act of poonery, the man takes off his condom, by the open end, then strikes the lady on both cheeks with one motion, while uttering the words "I demand satisfaction." Whereby The man challenges the woman to a repeated sexual duel.

For legal reasons, Demanding Satisfaction, should only be performed on an established sexual partner.

Man 1: that's fucked up, bro.
Man 2: dude, I demand satisfaction from Jocelyn, not for me, but to motivate her to walk again."

by Chouteau Priest February 27, 2008

Satisfication

that feeling when you do something and it turns out well

Person 1: "Bro I feel such satisfication when I beat an alpharad level"
Person 2: "...What?"

by guy with too much time July 16, 2020