Best if made by a woman, the sammich is an especially delectable sandwitch usually adorned with a little extra goodness which is most often in the form of gravy or au jus (pronounced oh joo). A sammich is not merely a convectionary dish, it is a work of art and should be treated as such. It is not something that is just simply handed to you, it is served.
ex.
Mike: Mikki, go to the kitchen and make me a sammich.
Mikki: Make your own damn sammich!
Mike: Bitch, please!
Mike: Mikki, go to the kitchen and make me a sammich.
Mikki: Make your own damn sammich!
Mike: Bitch, please!
by antebellum January 18, 2010
The term simply means sandwich. Originating in the southeastern states of the U.S. the term is representative of a pervasively localized regional dialect. Other cross-over examples from this dialect include: fifty-leven, ho, and stank.
An exhausted southern mother to her son:
Boy, leave me alone and go make you a may-nayse (mayonnaise) sammich.
N.B. other sammich varieties include: pork & bean, jelly, pork chop, egg, butter (i.e. margarine), sugar, and collard green.
Boy, leave me alone and go make you a may-nayse (mayonnaise) sammich.
N.B. other sammich varieties include: pork & bean, jelly, pork chop, egg, butter (i.e. margarine), sugar, and collard green.
by sahmad01 December 18, 2005
Honey-baked ham, roast beef, American AND Swiss cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and mustard on French bread! Down here, we calls this a sammich!
"Ay, Cliff. Go up in thurr an' fix me a good sammich!"
~some guy from Texas
"Ay, Cliff. Go up in thurr an' fix me a good sammich!"
~some guy from Texas
by rock e. maivia February 22, 2007
when you call your sandwich a sammich, it becomes holy and divine. it explodes and melts in your mouth when you eat it. it gives you a strong and full stomache for two years. IT is a sammich
by 10101110110010101 September 02, 2009
by SupaKhaos(Chance B.) February 05, 2005
It does not exist. They are all a part of a boys imagination. If you want something to eat, use the word SANDWICH!
There is no example, because they do not exist.
Boy: Make me a sammich
Girl: A what?
Boy: Nevermind, I'll go make a sandwich.
Girl: That's what I thought.
Boy: Make me a sammich
Girl: A what?
Boy: Nevermind, I'll go make a sandwich.
Girl: That's what I thought.
by TatorPuff March 31, 2011
Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...
The infamous mad scientist spelunking cave explorer extrordinaire Sir Bok McFitzgerald the 7th, was found alive and well this morning after a cave collapse had trapped him 20 feet below the surface for 3 hours in a guano cave just outside of Dickey, North Dakota. The scientist was obviously too traumatized by the event for comment as he was pulled out of the cave on a stretcher by local search and rescue paramedics. But he was seen pulling off his oxygen mask long enough to utter one strangled word, that being "Sammiches...," before his eyes rolled back in his head and convulsions resumed appearantly from an allergic reaction to ingesting guano. This made the 6 o'clock news complete with "film at eleven" in Dickey, North Dakota, where Sir Bok is a hero of some reknown, having an honorary "certificate of merit" in exploration for once getting his head stuck in a storm drain after announcing "I think I see a quarter!" His fellow high school alumni took pity on what could prove to be their village idiot and dubbed him an "explorer."
by ampudroid September 02, 2007