Salad

When someone acts healthy/fit but there really not

Look at Josie eating dat whole cake over there, claiming she all salad and all. So fake.

by Bob chillin July 21, 2017

salad

1. noun - a woman that looks like she has been chopped up more often than the lettuce in a Big Mac
2. noun - a girl that needs to eat salad to lose some kegs; a fat chick

1. I'd admit that I slipped one up her if she wasn't such a salad.
2. That salad looks like she's got more rolls than the village bakery.

by dero-licked December 17, 2004

salad

A colloquial term for money derived from its leafey green color.

He is making mad salad at that new job.

by Podnuttz August 11, 2008

Salad

Not your main girl/boyfriend; a sideting

Nahhhh youre a salad HAHAHAHAHAAHA

by Xao1X October 16, 2019

salad

a drunk cocky frat boy who turns into the en salada and becomes baligerant and obnoxious while drinking.

Bryant: "You want me."
Me: "You're such a salad."

by crazylovesmash4 August 02, 2008

A Salad

A bowl of marijuana consisting of two or more strains of weed.

Ey! Yo! Let’s use all our weed and fucking make a salad.

by McSnowBunny February 02, 2021

Salad

A salad is a group of paralyze people in one room

What’s up bro I made a salad last night it was pretty fun

by Jacob bason November 03, 2020