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Stadistics

Sadistic statistics. Statistics presented in such a way so as to cause discomfort and/or emotional pain to the person(s) they are being presented to. The person presenting these stadistics may well find joy in these reactions.
Person 1: My brother just bought himself a motorbike. I'm a little worried about him to be honest.

Person 2: Did you know that while motorcyclists only make up 1% of traffic, they account for around 20% of deaths and serious injuries on the roads.

Person 1: Why the hell would you tell me that?! I've had enough of your stadistics!
by AbstractJuggler October 13, 2011
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Sadistical

A state of mind, being attracted or obsesive about blood and gore. Also includes certain thaughts of evilness, murder, at times suicide. Gets an "urge" whenever seeing anything on the lines of massive blood loss, needles, knives, open wounds, ect.

Symptoms:Quiet, laughs out of no where, sudden intrest in slughter movies, gets mad when the speciel effects in movies are not that great, isolates from "normal" people, seen walking back to room carrying hammers, knives, pencils, duct tape as if a normal activity.
Some of the most famous mass murderers are quite sadistical
by Karmain_Kry December 30, 2006
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Sadisticated

When an uneducated male tries to be clever with a girl of interest, mixing sophisticated and sadism? and believing it is a very intelligent word for an action that is seen as mature.

However, the real definition of sadisticated :(adj) means deriving pleasure or sexual gratification from inflicting pain on another.
Girl: I am sitting on the couch, drinking green tea.

Boy: Oh sounds sadisticated!
by Charles you're a dumbass. September 26, 2011
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Sadistic Sabercock

When you really hate someones guts, but you want to add an element of sophistication to your insults you may utter "Sadistic Sabercock"
You dare dishonor my diseased and beloved father? You RETCHED RAT! YOU SADISTIC SABERCOCK!

You act as if you are special to me. Do you not get it? You're nothing but a SADISTIC SABERCOCK whom I will not interact with.
by PoopusSentarius December 21, 2021
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VITAL STATISTICS

Informal term for the 3 measurements, bust/waist/hips. Usually used by woman to indicate their body proportions, or in fashion.
Woah, do you know that girl's Vital Statistics?
Yeh dude, 72/60/82(cm) , perfect for me.
by Anônimo April 15, 2019
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sick sadistic psycho bitch

A parent(usually female) who comes into your room when u are sleeping and smells your breath to see if you have been drinking.
Teen: "what the hell are you doing you sick sadistic psycho bitch?!?!"

Mom: "how much did u drink last night?"

Me: "I don't know mom, like 2 or 3."
by Doug E January 21, 2006
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