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Saxaphone Player

BTS Namjoon once misheard BTS Taehyung say that he wants to be a saxaphone player if he wasn’t in BTS and heard that he wants to be a sexy porn star
“And I’m sexy like a porn star” “and I’m a saxaphone player”
by Namjoons legs are my kink July 19, 2018
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satphone

Short for 'satellite phone'; a communication device that is mightier than the more common cell phone which every 5 year old chick now has.

These phones communicate with satellites in space using an abnormally large antenna instead of those ugly towers that have sprung up everywhere in the past couple of years.

Satellite phones are typically larger and more rugged than the ordinary mobile phones that peasants use. They are also more expensive to use and are known for their poor battery life.

They don't work so well inside buildings and are therefore unpopular with urbanites who would rather settle for a piece of shit iPhone but are an essential part of daily life in the backarse of nowhere.
Some douche called my satphone to bitch at me for hitting on his girlfriend. The call cost him so much he's filing for bankrupcy now.
by Dankoozy October 22, 2008
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British Saxophone

When on the verge orgasm, the woman inserts a wooden reed into the man's urethra and plays a c-flat, causing instanious orgasm, bowel, and bladder release.
"Bruh, my girlfriend is such a freak. Last night she gave me a British Saxophone."
by HarryMcTuckett March 27, 2020
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Dirty Saxophone

The act of felating your partner with four fingers in your rectum whilst having a a mouth full of Nutella

At the end of the act, the person giving the blow job spits both the cum and used Nutella and cum onto the other person's chest
Doris was providing gunter with a dirty saxophone at the office parry, thankfully she had remembered to bring some nutella from the kitchenette before hand,. Afterwards she wiped her fingers on hunters shirt, fortunately the brown stains were easily explained away by the Nutella
by Honest Joe January 20, 2021
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Subcontrabass saxophone

The largest instrument in the saxophone family. This instrument is pitched one octave below the bass saxophone, which is in bb. There are also very few subcontrabasses in c, which are only produced by bennidikt Eppelsheim, a german instrument manufacturer.
Guy 1: HOLY COW! THAT SUBCONTRABASS SAXOPHONE IS HUGE!

Fake depressed bitch: Larger than my will to live.
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Green Saxophone

A bong.
Yeah righto mate I'll be right back, I'm just gonna have a play of the old green saxophone.
by happytherippa April 15, 2021
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Public Saxophone

A term coined by Jimi Hendrix simply meaning an electric guitar.
You've got uh, Billy Cox on bass. Mitch Mitchell on drums, and yours truly on a, uh, Public Saxophone
by Voodoo.Child August 11, 2020
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