switchblade symphony

wow looking at the defintion above they have been going better part of 1000 years!

Darkwave goth.

by mike December 29, 2003

shit symphony

When everyone and everything in your life conspires to orchestrate a situation that is really shit.

2005 was one long shit symphony.

by George Vespe May 9, 2008

Symphony In Peril

A really chaotic christian metalcore band, vocals courtesy of Shawn Jonas(ex-ZAO), some of the craziest metalcore on earth. Released one CD on Facedown Records, their new CD will be called "The Whore's Trophy". For fans of Norma Jean.

sheer craziness they are!

by Liberate te ex inferis November 14, 2004

anal symphony

a blast from downstairs (aka. fart)

Shane tooted a loud sincere anal symphonic melody
"Oh did u hear about that performance at the myer music bowel? Shane conducted a stunning anal symphony there!"

by Arjit "Spicy Vindaloo" catalogue December 4, 2007

Mexican Symphony

When multiple people of Latino descent fart or take noisy shits at roughly the same time in a public restroom. Usually, these sounds will be prolonged or numerous, and the resulting stench has been known to kill.

"Man, don't go into the bathroom, the Mexican symphony is playing in there."

by SadPlanet September 27, 2011

Bedspring Symphony

To have sex in the conventional location of a bed.

Laying awake in his hotel room, Sebastian could hear a bedspring symphony in the room above. To his annoyance it kept him awake, but he couldn't deny he was slightly aroused.

by jewoobs69 September 25, 2015

Razorblade symphony

The ultimate in being depressed and a cutter.One who does such a maneuver will hold out their arm like a violin/stringed instrument with their wrist/underarm as the strings. Then use the razor to perform a "symphony"

-Hey there's mark. His girlfriend left him.
-Holy shit, what happened to his arms?!
-Depressed bastard must've played a razorblade symphony over it

by freakingname May 27, 2007