by Tomboygirl66 January 27, 2020

Person 1: Yo you heard of SUSpended Flame?
Person 2: No...?
Person 1: Fuck you he is an amazing guy who uses Twitter and charts funny songs for FNF
Person 2: Ok I'll follow SUSpended Flame on Twitter
Person ???: #FlameIsGay
Person 2: No...?
Person 1: Fuck you he is an amazing guy who uses Twitter and charts funny songs for FNF
Person 2: Ok I'll follow SUSpended Flame on Twitter
Person ???: #FlameIsGay
by Keith but Bad January 18, 2022

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.
In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.
by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
