startard

One who is retarded at ordering at Starbucks.

That person is a startard.

by EwYor Ugly June 29, 2008

Startard

Commonly used to describe vacation photos of fat people, who in turn, look retarded. Picture examples would be holding a starfish ( the 'star' in star tard ), basking in the sun or just taking up half the beach.

" hey man, have you checked out andrew roberts profile pic lately? "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "

" doucher. "

by TopHatVIP_69 May 2, 2009

snorboarding

the person on the slopes that is half asleep causing at least himself or herself to fall.

Did you see the old guy snorboarding he almost took out that one kid.

by felkers law March 9, 2009

Starbeard

A jank beard, possibly worn by a mahoney.

by Jan Koldman September 16, 2003

stakeboarding

plays by sisis who use a board and plays like a fucking shit

by kim kwang jun September 3, 2003

Startarded

A person who knows absouletly nothing about Star Wars or any other movie that is big in Pop Culture

Bob: "WTF why is Darth Vader spelled Dark Vader."
Anna: "That's how you spell it"
Bob:" No it isn't you what are you Startarded?"

by STG9 January 18, 2010

seaboarder

a vessel that travels from one port to another along the coast; coaster.

The seaboarders are all on strike now.

by uttam maharjan June 2, 2011