Squirty Mus-Tard

when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.

"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"

by Kevlar01 March 31, 2010

robinsons squirty

It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.

You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.

by Sadbananas October 7, 2016

Turdy Squirty

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean

Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it

by gayasswhale February 18, 2020

squirty spurt

Another name for a penis

Trevor: Hey what’s up bro?
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.

by ChetPlease420 May 21, 2020

Squirty V

The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.

"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."

"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."

by Hi80sDensity August 10, 2013

Squirty Bird

The runny poo you get after getting food poisoning from dirty bird (KFC)

“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”

by Xx_Daniel December 28, 2023

Squirty-G

- 8 oz Squirt Soda
- 2 Shots Gin
- Ice
- Lime

Mix and enjoy

"Oye Mickey, why don't you mix me up one of those Squirty-G's you're so famous for? Just add it to my tab."

by NOTsquirtmarketingteam December 2, 2021