by Kevlar01 March 31, 2010
“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”
by Xx_Daniel December 28, 2023
Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.
Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding
What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....
What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....
by Disney Dad May 04, 2022
A sexual act involving excrement
You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
by gayasswhale February 18, 2020
"Oye Mickey, why don't you mix me up one of those Squirty-G's you're so famous for? Just add it to my tab."
by NOTsquirtmarketingteam December 03, 2021
Mary knocked Hank over in the hallway when she was running to the bathroom with a mean case of the Dirty Squirties!
by Harry Iconnick Jr May 30, 2023
It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.
You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.
by Sadbananas February 02, 2016