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Squirty Mus-Tard

when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.
"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"
by Kevlar01 March 31, 2010
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robinsons squirty

It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.
You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.
by Sadbananas October 7, 2016
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Squirty V

The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.
"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."

"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."
by Hi80sDensity August 10, 2013
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Dirty Squirties

An extreme and explosive diahrea attack
Mary knocked Hank over in the hallway when she was running to the bathroom with a mean case of the Dirty Squirties!
by Harry Iconnick Jr May 29, 2023
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Squirty

1- Something so amazing that the only word you can use to describe it is squirty

2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty
Sentence 1: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find.

Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find
by TheSquirty August 21, 2024
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hershey squirties

this happens when you are about to take a loud, juicy fart and your poopy, kaka, will squirt all over the floor and it will look like you spilled chocolate syrup all over the carpet
jerry: hey garry
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.
by hc.goose March 24, 2022
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Squirty Beans

Young ladies who may or may not be of legal age, yet regardless squirt when you flick their bean!
They look like a bunch of dirty squirty beans!
by ReeceJ October 10, 2022
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