Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.
I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.
by fixitman July 6, 2010
Get the Mr. Softiemug. by Anonymous November 21, 2002
Get the Miss Softiemug. A man who has been worn down physicaly and mentaly by a old carp snatch of a wife. This man also has lost the will to obtain an erection.
by timbone666 January 30, 2012
Get the old softymug. The point during sex when, even after unsuccesfully attempting to "thumb in the softie", the dissatisfied "thumbee" consoles the "thumbeur" by hugging his softie in a sympathetic embrace.
Stuey: So... how did you get on with that slug last night? You didn't have to thumb in a softie again did ya?
Sam: The poor bitch didn't even get that. But she did fall asleep cuddling a softie, so at least she didn't go home empty-handed.
Sam: The poor bitch didn't even get that. But she did fall asleep cuddling a softie, so at least she didn't go home empty-handed.
by Poppa Stuey December 15, 2011
Get the Cuddling a softiemug. by Mr. Spackle Tackle February 13, 2021
Get the free softiemug. When a chick is too ugly to get a hard on and she insists on forcing herself upon you because she hasn't had any action in 13 years. The result is known as a softy bang.
"Oh fuck dude here comes a jundo, I think she's keen"
"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
by Jundo April 13, 2014
Get the softy bangmug. When you are with a romantic partner and are so drunk you can't get an erection causing you to resort to attempting intercourse with your incomplete chubby.
My girlfriend and I drank a case of beer and tried to have sex. My unit wouldn't get hard so I had to "Work the Softy".
by Uncle Knobber July 5, 2019
Get the Work the Softymug.