Socialist 

Any group of lazy people who don't want to get off welfare or entitlement programs and get a job and work for a living, who feel that what other people, who have gone to school, received an education and worked hard to make their money from, should be simply given to them, for free. That is a socialist.

Shanrikka said she's just gonna keep on having babies cauze she wants to get that check from the man every month and she shouldn't have to work cauze it's her money and it's owed to her, cauze she be all about bein a Socialist.

Socialist by BigBoyeeBoulerOver1 April 8, 2011

Socialist 

A socialist is somebody who believes in marxist theory, but always says "That's not real communism" or "real socialism has never been tried". In other words, a socialist is somebody too stupid to know they're a communist.

Gary: I'm a socialist, and I believe that Karl Marx was right... except for the whole violent revolution thing...
Bob: That sounds like a communist to me.
Gary: REEEEE!! Communism and socialism are COOOOOMMMMPLETELY different!

Socialist by Adolf 'Fuhrer' Hitler July 12, 2018

socialist 

A selfish, lazy and uneducated individual who believes the governmemt should help them at the expense of ambitious and sucessful people. Usually will claim to want to help all the poor, downtrodden people, but is in reality only interested in his/her self-interest, just like absolutely all people.

If someone you know claims to be a socialist, then do the right thing and help them enroll in a basic macro-economics course.

socialist by Dassh February 8, 2007

socialist 

An idiot who believes that we should take money from the rich and give it to the poor. this would not work because then the poor would have no motivation to become the rich. and the rich would eventually die out. this kind of society would only last a short while. the U.S. is already becoming like this.

"i don't want to frikkin work ever!"
"here's some money."
"now i can sit on my lazy ass all day and let the rich do my work! yay!"

socialist by libertarian wigger June 11, 2005

Socialist 

Also known as scum.
A socialist is a parasite who believes in progress and other such scams.
They're often atheists or hide their hate for God under the disguise of scientism.
What this is really hiding is self-hate accumulated after years of unsuccessful attempts to contribute something, anything of real value to this world that people, someone, anyone would be ready to pay for.

Adolf Hitler was a national-socialist.
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR), was a socialist state in Eurasia that existed from 1922 to 1991.
Venezuela is a socialist utopia where a roll of toilet paper costs them 3 month of wage.

Socialist by turningfrogsgay April 20, 2019

socialist 

A man with a very small penis. In order to endow himself with more, he will attempt to lop off portions of other mens penises for his own use, and failing that he will just kill the bearer of said larger penis.

The size of your penis is much larger than mine, therefore to ensure equality you must give me an inch of yours that I will use as my own.

socialist by crtree April 21, 2005

socialist 

An optimist; one who thinks humans can possibly give up their greed for the betterment of the world.

Socialism is a dream impossible for humans because they are greedy bitches.

socialist by Kaladbolg June 29, 2003