SMH

scratching me head

I ate a cow!!
SMH...

by lolzaba!! April 13, 2011

SMH

Shaking/Scratching My Head, often used on the Internet when in deep confusion about a certain subject.

Facebook Status: That guy on the street just handed me a piece of bread and walked off.lol SMH...

by The Narkizzle September 9, 2010

SMH

A term mostly referred as "shake my head", but that also started to mean "somehow", smh.

Me: smh, my head.
You: shake my head, my head???
Me: somehow=smh

by Nanodragon9999 November 13, 2018

SMH

Acronym, "suck my hand".

Will you please smh.

by Dr Hong Johnson April 17, 2017

SMH

I usually use it as Something
SoMetHing
S M H

Person A: 'What do you want to order?'
Person B: 'I don't know, like a Pizza or smh.'

by Mohatu the Nightfury May 17, 2017

SMH

Meaning either "Suck My Hoe" or "Slap My Hoe" used when on person is angry at another and wants to fight so the person says SMH, and the angry person must slap his hoe (a.ka. bitch) or if someones in a sexual mood and is hitting on on person if that person says SMH, the sexual person must then suck his hoe.

Person 1: Come over here and fight me bitch!
Person 2: Well you can just SMH!
Person 1: *Slaps hoe
or,
Person 1: Hey what up baby?!
Person 2: wtf do you want?
Person 1: I wanna fuck.
Person 2: *Sighs, smh
Person 1: *Sucks hoe

by stopthathoe November 27, 2011

SMH

stole my heart

him: i ran all the way over here just to say i love you and please, don't go!
her: aww, you smh(:

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxynz March 10, 2011