cherry smasher

A person who goes after virgins and pops there cherry

Kaylee: Hey did you hear how Ben had sex with Kristen?
Lanie: No!!? Wow he is such a cherry smasher.

by August Strain July 9, 2016

Pastry Smasher

Pastry smasher is a slang term for a lesbian or bisexual woman, referring to sex in which a woman's pastry (vagina) is 'smashed'.

"Well what can I say I'm just a pastry smasher."

by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017

poon smasher

when you and your bird are going at it mad time hard and it starts to hurt her

yeah josh is a little poon smasher , I got told her hurt lucy

by rape=good_health_care November 29, 2017

Cunt Smasher

A phrase used to express anger and frustration.

Also describes a guy who enjoys rough sex.

Fuck, I can't find my keys, "Cunt Smasher!"

Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.

by the_lovely_little_tooth_fairy November 20, 2010

Panty Smasher

A gentleman who picks up girls regularly and defies popular norms in the west coast dating market. Number of scores is inversely proportional to looks, status and money. Seems to have the master pelvic garage door remote. Also ranked, from 1 to the current level cap of 85. See Level 85 Panty Smasher

Friend1: How come we're stuck at this tech conference drinking beers with a bunch of suits and Pierre managed to get the Microsoft booth girls into a game of naked Dance Central back at his hotel room?

Friend2: Don't let the glasses and object oriented programming skills fool you. Dude is a bonafide Panty Smasher.

by joerockets April 16, 2011

Tijuana Hood Smasher

The result of a drunken night in Mexico, A girl so ugly you are willing to jump out of a second story window onto a cars hood to get the fuck away from her.

Last night I had me a Tijuana Hood Smasher! Jesus titty fucking christ I think I broke my ankle!

by turdchaser March 18, 2008

cat smasher

Someone who is a bit rough on vagina's when he has sex. (Enjoys rough sex)

Craig was a cat smasher from way back but now takes it easy on his lady.

by -cM June 28, 2008