i slept with ur mom

The ultimate insult. Topically used by 13 yr old on x box live who think their cool but who actually have no friends.
Adolescent 1: u succ!
Adolescent 2: I slept with ur mom.

Adolescent 2: *dies*
by dög June 21, 2021
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A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."
by forestrychick November 30, 2011
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George Washington slept here

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.
“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”
by PinkCripps August 26, 2019
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i slept w/ ur mom

1. usually used by kids who think they are cool but really are not at all
2. a really stupid overrated comeback
Person A: oh, i slept so bad last night
Person B: yeah, and i slept w/ ur mom
by ur moum October 30, 2022
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slept with

To have sex with. Anal and oral.
bro you slept with a hot chick from the prom? bro teach me how to get em
by Shæt April 03, 2024
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fake-slept on

When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.
I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.
by donglethegreat June 25, 2023
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