by thesumis182 October 21, 2012
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by Bob the builders tight asshole February 11, 2019
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i was pounding the shit outa sussy smelly crotch so hard last night that my balls were slapping against her butthole. man talk about a bad case of the shit stained balls.
by Perfek360 July 22, 2006
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Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.
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by BigPenisBoi1234567891011121314 February 18, 2021
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by Andrew H Smith May 31, 2006
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Heather: "Did you hear Donald Trump is getting his face put on the 100 dollar bill?"
Corey: "Well shit my balls!"
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