Shaft Maintenance

When you got to clear the weeds, release some finely aged fluids, wax and lube up the shaft.

Person A: Hey bro you free tomorrow?
Person B: Naw bro I got shaft maintenance!

by Bosancheros September 14, 2016

drexel shaft

The term "Drexel Shaft" stems from the now-demolished fountain that was outside what is now North Hall. The name stuck, and then referred to the smokestack on top of a SEPTA and UPenn-owned building in the trainyard visible to anyone in Drexel University's campus. The smokestack was demolished on November 15, 2009

the Drexel Shaft became analogous with the "shafting" Drexel students receive from the administration personnel (or lack thereof) and all-around cost-to-graduation rate of the school.

Drexel Student 1: "fuck dude, I got 4s on over 3 AP tests and Drexel didn't give me ANY credit."

Drexel Student 2: "you just got the drexel shaft!"

by gwerye54h7e September 8, 2011

Craft and shaft

Playing Minecraft and then getting pipe.
The art of playing Minecraft with a female then having passionate and intense intercourse in which you forget where your body ends and hers starts.

Ryan, Sam, Joe

Craft and shaft?

by Craft and shafter September 27, 2019

Shaft grasper

A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.

Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"

by fruitbeer June 19, 2013

Shafaie

Coolest math teacher you can ever have. Teaches for all of about 15 minutes and lets you talk for the rest of the period as long as you do your work. Has a really cool accent that you've never heard anywhere else before but it's still freaking awesome. Great at fencing. HATES disorganization. In every class, Shafaie secretly has one favorite kid and one least favorite kid. But he's such a cool teacher that you honestly can't hate him. He's the best math teacher you can ever.

Common phrases of Shafaie:

SIT DOWN NAOOOOOO!

I HATE THIS GUYYY

WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG NAOOO

CHECK? WHAT IS CAPITAL OF CZECHOSLOVAKIA?

by everybodylovesnerds November 17, 2011

Shafiq

an angel from heaven who was sent to save someone, whether it's saving someone from danger or saving someone from emotional distress. Shafiq is someone who is compassionate and loving. They are more likely to be Earth Signs, as in Capricorns or Tauruses or Virgos. They are most compatible with Earth Signs.

Shafiq, come here darling.

by Ancient Philosopher/ Scientist June 22, 2010

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019