selfie 

when someone, of vein stature, takes a picture of themselves and either: A- posts it on facebook, for no purpose or, B- masturbates to it in private/public.

Miss McBee hates when people post selfies of themselves on facebook, she already knows what you look like. 168 more pictures does not solidify the aesthetic value of who you are.

selfie by zig zag zgoat December 22, 2012

selfie 

the act of taking your own picture

Max took a selfie while in the toilet.

selfie by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

selfie 

When someone takes a picture of themselves and posts it on Facebook,Twitter,ect.

Girl:HELP LIFE ALERT!
Life Alert:What the fuck do you want u lil shit
Girl:CODY SIMPSON JUST POSTED A SELFIE I'M UNDER CARDIAC ARREST!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!
Life Alert:OMFG

selfie by PomGetsLeWi-Fi October 6, 2013

selfie 

When someone takes a picture of themselves looking ugly or funny and sends it to their friends to get them to laugh. People who do this are not trying to look good and usually don't. The typical selfie face involves a peace sign and duck lips.

*sends weird looking selfie to friend* "OMG I'M SO PRETTY!!!!"

selfie by earnestl October 2, 2011

Selfie 

Originally used to refer to a picture of yourself, taken by yourself.

'Selfie' now refers to a picture taken by anyone at all with literally any amount of people in it, provided you (the uploader) are in it as well.

You: "el oh el cute selfie of me and my entire graduation cohort"

"Getting real tired of your shit Samantha"

Selfie by Ahhhh Brock September 12, 2014

Selfie 

Created by a drunk Australian back in 2013. Taking a picture of your face and putting it online, which wouldn't be such a great idea if you're ugly. If you're ugly, you'd get comments saying "Damn girl you're ugly" and that would hurt your feelings. If you take 10-20 selfies a day, you're probably a whore, and or don't have much of a life. Today, people have their own stick to take their so called "Selfies". better used as a sex toy. I love to photobomb selfies. Girls hate it when I do that. I nearly got killed with a selfie stick for photobombing, I'd just say it was worth it. Anyways, selfie is when you take a picture of you and your face. With usually a cool background, but nobody can see the background because it's all blurry because the camera can only focus on your face. Sometimes, people take selfies with people, which complete defeats the purpose of a selfie. It should be called a "groupie" which is even more gayer.

I'm having a seizure and I'm dying on the ground, but first, Let me take a selfie. -Takes photo- *Dies*

Selfie by That random guy thing July 26, 2015

selfie 

Eating an entire dish or platter designed for sharing, such as nachos or wings, yourself in a social setting without sharing.

Dang those Nachos look good, can I try them? No dude I'm pulling a selfie, get your own nachos!

selfie by Yorlik Van cock November 7, 2013