scrunch baby

absolutely piss puss bitch
usually used in league of legends to categorize trash players

you are so fucking trash you scrunch baby dyslexic cunt

by creditonalsz February 12, 2021

munchy scrunching

A sex act whereby you place munch (food) on top of the penis and proceed to give a blow job. The scrunching is the face when the cum mixes with the much

A was with this girl last night, got some whipped cream and we was munchy scrunching

by Silverspit July 29, 2023

scalp scrunch

Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.

The man sitting in front of her on the airplane fell asleep, making his scalp scrunch eye catching.

by awdwagon December 28, 2011

Scrunches

Squishes for friends, and crushes are for lovers. But what about the line between? Introducing: scrunches. When you would be down with dating someone but don't have any strong romantic attraction towards them.

Eris: I want a queer-platonic relationship with someone, what should I call that feeling?
Nat: You have a scrunch on someone! Congratulations! Scrunches are great!

by Lemonade 🏳️‍🌈 Chaos May 20, 2021

beard scrunch

A beard scrunch occurs when someone with a beard rubs their beard on someone else.

Dan gives me q beard scrunch whenever he hugs me

by maninahat June 4, 2021

Dead man’s scrunch

When you are shot in the neck/head and spaz up before falling limp.

Yeah he’s dead, he did the dead man’s scrunch after he was shot!

by Lukiepook September 13, 2025

Scrunching

When a full grown man folds up his underwear into a g string and takes pics of himself and than slides into girls DMs with the pics.

Oh my god I drank too much whiskey last night and was scrunching hard. Please don't tell anyone I sent you scrunch pics!!!

by Blonde menas November 19, 2022