Sandpaper Baby

A baby who has really scratchy skin. When the baby grows up, its skin will be really soft as an adult.

His skin is soft now, but when he was little, he was a sandpaper baby.

by Thomas Winters November 18, 2010

sandpaper stomach

When man jizzes on mans stomach and leaves it for the next morning and it feels like sandpaper.

I was jerking off last night and forgot about it. And now I've got Sandpaper Stomach

by JamboSpence December 21, 2017

Homemade Sandpaper

When the corner sheet of your bed is so hardened by dry cum it takes on the texture of sandpaper.

Susie: So I went over to Chad's last night to sleep with him but when I pulled back his sheet I nearly cut myself on his Homemade Sandpaper.

by Cheesyfondue January 6, 2018

Italian sandpaper

A girl's dense pube stubble, which is at the perfect length so as to rub one's dick raw after prolonged boning.

1: She had Italian sandpaper so my dick hurts, but it was definitely worth it.

2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.

by slowly healing August 29, 2019

Sandpaper Gee

Niall's old bird, has a moustache, three bumcheeks and a gee lined with sandpaper, along with a bad case of the stupids.

Maaaaaan, thank god niall dropped that bitch, what with her moustache, sandpaper gee, three bumcheeks and bad case of the stupids.

by Fingers Sinclaire December 15, 2008

cincinnati sandpaper

When a girl who usually shaves has let her pubic hair grow out for a few days.

My face is completely raw from her cincinnati sandpaper.

by Charyk May 9, 2019

Australian Sandpaper

When you are in australia on the beach having sex. The male pulls out his penis puts it in the sand and shoves back into the vagina.

You are on the beach having sex with a random girl. Mid stroke you pull out get some sand on your penis and shove it back into the vagina.That is the Australian Sandpaper.

by jonnyb1234 July 18, 2010