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Youtube Safari

When you start on one video then hit the link to a related video and then another related video until you've been on youtube for five hours when you started out looking at a panda sneezing and end up with some guy talking about reptilan aliens disrupting the human race's ultimate evolution to ascend to the 4th dimension.
"Hahahaha that baby panda is hilarious! Oooh, whats this video?" *four and a half hours later* "ZOMG! my mind is blown by how everyone in power is a shape-shifting reptilian! What a Youtube Safari!"
by Snakes_In_Flight February 28, 2010
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Salaried Whore

A professional prostitute who is not paid per trick, but annually.

This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
Millie was a salaried whore in Soho.
by Pierre de la Ramee February 17, 2010
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safari bong

"Safari bong" is a term used to describe packing the cone piece with bits of weed found all over the house/flat.
This can include: The floor, old baggies, scraping through ash and other spots where weed crumbs may fall. It gets the name "Safari bong" because packing a "Safari bong" is an expedition and most importantly an adventure. An adventure that may cause distress, damage, but most importantly.. gets you really high.

A Safari bong is not something that is NOT done for fun, but only when one is really desperate for a bong. We respect others that make Safari bongs and do not judge or discriminate the level of disparity one must have to create such a concoction. Always contribute to someones safari bong if you can.
Bro: Dude what are you doing on your hands and knees?
Legend: Just getting together a Safari Bong, bro. All out of weed.
Bro: I've got some old crumbs in my drawer if you want to try and get those?
Legend: Thanks man, I'll check that after I get all this fluff out of the weed
by Benjiboi420 June 16, 2017
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Sleepy Safari

1. (n.) An event in which two (2) or more persons willingly adventure on a nap.

2. (n.) A Safari Trip for sightseeing wild, sleepy animals.
1. I was going to hang out with Lou until I found him napping, so I just said "Fuck it!" and decided to join him on a sleepy safari.

2. "Continuing on our Sleepy Safari, Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice to my left the Sleepy Giraffes. They love naps!"
by Mister Pencil January 20, 2009
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Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS)

A change of employment status from a full-time, salaried position to an Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) without the security, benefits and perks usually associated with full time work.
"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"
by Gainfully Funemployed October 21, 2009
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Sabareesh

Sabareesh. A guy who is wanted by most girls and will reject all of them. Wanted by many. Deserved by few. A name of indian origins.
Why you acting like you are a sabareesh
by Fistofgod412 February 16, 2019
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hinky safari

..an event, job, date, that gets screwed-up, not what is was supposed to be...
...i gotta tell ya kati..this thing turned into nothing more than a hinky safari...
by timothy h. smith June 28, 2008
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