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Chovanec's Rule

One scientist has found that climate change closely follows the laws of Chovanec's Rule.
by benjermaine_69 April 19, 2021
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Larkin's Rule

If a piece of political art is so confusing and you can't ascertain the meaning, it is the artist's fetish art and they obviously get off to it daily
I have no idea what Ben Garrison is saying in his latest piece, I'm invoking Larkin's Rule
by Getting Too Old June 16, 2022
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Wayman’s Rule

Wayman’s Rule, is the expectation a narcissistic parent should keep that if they severely emotionally abuse a child, or deny their child or teenager personal agency, that parent can expect to one day receive the beating of their lives, resulting in the permanent loss of control of at least one of their limbs.

The loss of limb control embodies a message, emotional abuse is only several steps above sexual abuse in terms of the worst thing you can do with a child or teenager.

For the most severe cases, or in cases where a parent or guardian systemically destroys or compromises a future; it is morally acceptable to break that person neck. Lesser actions include shattering kneecaps, hands, and cracking their skull.

Wayman’s rule is best imposed by the direct victim, but it could be imposed by a close relative with nothing good left to live for. Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule has to overpower all of the people around them, so plan accordingly.

Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule should expect decades of prison time, if not life in prison.

Wayman’s Rule is named after Paul Wayman, a beautiful soul who was emotionally shattered because his mother was selfish he would live a better life than her. He had great positive ambitions which were kept at bay by his own mother’s toxicity. He was chemically castrated by powerful antipsychotic medications which weren’t needed, so his mother and father would have an easier time exercising their narcissistic control urges against him and his sister.
I know of a adult who was emotionally destroyed by his mother, who crafted an image of love and care to outsiders. After realizing this in his 30s, after a long series of uphill battles due to the pain she created in his childhood and adolescence, he imposed Wayman’s Rule on her.
by BreakAndNotKill November 24, 2022
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Mark's Rule

the combination of Elimination Method and Cramer's Rule
I will use Mark's rule on my math exam.
by selena7896 February 23, 2023
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Murphy's Rule

When all else fails.
Read the directions.

Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!
by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023
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Angie’s Rule

When participating in a Music League round, particularly one with vague guidelines, you should submit whatever song you want and vote however you want
“But 5 Seconds of Summer isn’t a boy band, they shouldn’t be submitted in the boy band round”
“Angie’s Rules stands - you can submit anything but are risking being downvoted.”
by cooterrecruiter January 10, 2024
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Coulter's Rule

The media will immediately list the race of the shooter/criminal only when the shooter/criminal is white.
Coulter's Rule prevents the media from listing the race of the shooter at this time.
by Berserker Dave February 20, 2024
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