Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024
Get the Velvet Spoon Routinemug. by gachalifesucks December 9, 2023
Get the Daily Routinemug. A routinely way of speaking. Talking about the same bull-- everyday. A way of speaking that may/will annoy anyone to tears.
by Malikana June 3, 2011
Get the Spat Routinemug. by Rockin Socken Chick January 28, 2025
Get the whole routinemug. If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".
by QuacksO May 7, 2025
Get the stand-up routinemug. The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit
Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!
Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023
Get the Morning routinemug.