Ron slondered

When ur in ya girls salami and ur glitzy gets rly soft mid pump

Dude last night I was doing it with my bird and my di*k Ron slondered me... she was so pissed

by RhattyMcfly October 28, 2020

Ron-style

To do something poorly, with high levels of ineptitude.

That was handled very Ron-style.

by XylemSci November 19, 2023

ron weasley syndrome

The feeling of being worse in your abilities,career or popularity than your older siblings. How Ron Weasley from Harry Potter feels about his brothers Charlie, Bill, Percy, Fred and George.
Possible accompanying symptoms:

- your parents worship good results of their children with gifts and attention
- your parents compare you to your siblings
- you feel constant pressure to prove yourself
- you're jealous ; that might affect your future relationships ( i.e. Ron and Harry) in a bad way
- you're ending up saving the world with your best friends

- My older sister always gets better grades in exams.
-It's alright, you suffer from the Ron Weasley syndrome. You'll get over it.

by alovewaslost July 20, 2014

The Ron Pizer shot

The photographic method of taking a group photo of yourself and others provided your arm is long enough.

Rather than bothering the drunk guy at the bar to take a group photo, you opted to go with the Ron Pizer shot.

by Radiowaves February 3, 2013

The Ron Weasley Slug Nut

When you don’t nut for a long period of time, and upon returning to the game, your next nut has the viscosity of the slugs that Ron Weasley throws up in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Person 1: Yo how was last night with hermione bro
Person 2: it had been a while bro so I hit her with the Ron Weasley slug nut

by Slugnutsally August 16, 2019

The Ron Johnson Situation

n. The situation where a guy asks if he can suck your dick...just to see what it's like.

"Hey man, can I suck your dick...just to see what it's like?"

by Balley McSackerson September 4, 2003

ron the soap

When sharing a hotel room with friends, to take the first shower and leave your body hair embedded in the communal bar of soap.

When crashing in Pete's room at the Borgata last Friday, "Gears" took the first shower in the morning and proceeded to ron the soap by failing to remove his nasty pubes from the bar before toweling off and dressing.

by Stone Creek August 8, 2008