rochon

the act of having an extremely small penis, usually 3 to 5 penis inches in size and then inserting it up your partners nose or ear.

Look how small my penis is, lets go do the rochon.

by Connor Ghazoul November 21, 2010

rosson

Someone who enjoys only the vilest of sex acts, such as felching, preferably with other species or underage persons of the same sex.

Only a rosson would want to have sex with that ugly bastard.

by mattbert December 12, 2008

Ronson

To go on a date with a female.

Guy 1- "Played the new PES yet?"

Guy 2 - "Nup, was on a date!"

Guy 1 - "oh aye.....a wee ronson sir!"

Guy 2 - " a ronson!"

by Ya bunga September 27, 2009

robson disease

A syndrome contracted by visitors to Vancouver who just hang out on one tourist street and spend shitloads of money in little boutiques.

My girlfriend got Robson disease. Now we have to sell the car to pay MasterCard back.

by Saddam Hussein May 8, 2003

huey robson

The ruudest hardest OG in Parsons Green. Almost always seen with his super rude and rebellious fake diamond stud. Dnt start beef with him cuz he'll beat the livin shit outta of u, or even wrse, get his older, fatter and even harder BIG BROTHER to threaten u, but he won;t beat u up there and then, but later... maybe. If u see the Huey, run away, but b careful not to trip on him.

and TJP was like, take out ure earing and im like, FUCk U- POW

by Huey April 26, 2005

up your (my) ronson

phrase desribing when someone won't leave you the f**k alone.

"dude, my boss has been upmy ronson all day. she needs to simmer down!"

by sugarleaf March 10, 2003

Ronsoned

To cover a well-loved, classic song in a lounge, novelty or parping style engineered to simultaneously infuriate fans of the original and spread over the airwaves like green algae.

I see that All Along The Watchtower got Ronsoned

by Emily Mackay December 9, 2008