Robbing

noun- 1. rolling in shit to cover up one's natural human smell; a natural repellent for both animals and humans 2. when one goes on a solo mission for the amusement of only himself and his troop (known to be especially destructive)
3. urinating on the door and door knob of a residence and ringing the door bell to both bring the urine to the attention of the home owner and cause the person to touch the urine residing on the knob.

You guys, matt was definatly robbing this weekend.

by C-whit December 9, 2008

robbing the cradle

The act of stealing a cradle, which is used to hold babies. Whatever you do is don't take the baby. They cry alot and then when they don't cry the poop and then cry some more. They never sleep.

My friend stole a cradle but threw the baby. Then the baby died. God damn annoying babies.

by Adeadlyliquid November 22, 2004

robbing the cradle

Stealing a baby, or it's personal effects from it's crib.

I'm low on funds son, I'm going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can't conceive a child of their own./ I'm low on funds so I'm going to steal that babies blanket, B.

by jerem December 11, 2003

robbing

Any experience that happens to an individual which simulates that feeling you get when you realize that you have just had something stolen from you

Mike had been drinking all night long, and by 2am had lost his cell phone somewhere at one of the 3 bars. He looked frantic, and his friends all agreed that the situation he was in "robbed"

by Dave February 13, 2003

Robbing The Bank

To occupy any game system. Such as a PS3.

Money = Amount of time on game system.
Bank = Game system.

Sasha: "Girl, you need to quit Robbing The Bank. You have already stolen too much money."

Lo'Quacious: "You can never steal too much money!!!"

by Pop Can Horror August 7, 2011

Robbing the Den

An adult woman, generally a boy scout den mother, that preys on and exploits the scouts in her troop. Often referred to as an Awful Adriane, an Albany, Oregon, den mother who was arrested for abusing boy scouts and later married one 17 years her junior on his 18th birthday. Often keeps merit badges as trophies of her "conquests".

"I don't want Danny going to scouts anymore -- I swear the troop leader's wife is robbing the den."

"Do you really think Billy's mom is robbing the den?"

"I want to join boy scouts -- I hear the den mother robs the den."

by Porey March 9, 2014

Robbing the Rotten

When you become a real villain, catch a good guy, like a real super hero, and try a disguise. It's when you become the pinnacle of rottenness. You officially robbed the rotten.

bae: What you doing?
bf: just robbing the rotten
bae: do you have me as 'bae' in your contacts? kys

by Robbie Rotten Fan Number One April 2, 2017