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Puerto Rican Roadblock

A Puerto Rican Roadblock is when you are on a 4-lane highway, and you move beside another car and match it's speed. This is normally done to piss someone off who is trying to get around you.
Bob: There's a guy in a sports car is coming up really fast.

Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock

Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles
by THE Mr. Waffle January 26, 2010
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Mexican-Roadblock

When after having sex with a mexican, you're feeling so patriotic you get up and build a wall between the two of you.
I finally got in with that latina chick at the bar last night. I was so in love with America afterwards that I built a wall to keep out foreigners.

Dude, you built a Mexican-Roadblock.
by rollingburrito August 30, 2016
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Puerto Rican Roadblock

When 2 or more vehicles (normally trucks) lineup side by side on a highway and slow down traffic behind them while also making themselves unpassable.
Look at those 2 f******' semi's up there. We're goin' nowhere it's a Puerto Rican Roadblock!
by WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT December 28, 2011
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San Fran Roadblock

Another great euphanism for shit. You can't really have too many of these can you. This can be used in either a constipated or a gay context, so it's quite flexible. Shit is one of my favorite words, so I made up a couple like this gem here. Enjoy!!
Man there a gay couple, so they always have to work around the San Fran Roadblock before having sex.

or

I'm so constipated I feel like I got my shit packed like a San Fran Roadblock!
by Robert A September 18, 2005
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Roadblocks

Roadblocks is an online game platform and game creation system developed by Roblox Corporation that allows users to program games and play games created by other users. Created by David Baszucki and Erik Cassel in 2004 and released in 2006, the platform hosts user-created games of multiple genres coded in the programming language Lua. For most of Roadblocks's history, it was relatively small, both as a platform and as a company. Roadblocks began to grow rapidly in the second half of the 2010s, and this growth has been accelerated by the COVID-19 pandemic.

Roadblocks is free to play, with in-game purchases available through a virtual currency called Robux. As of August 2020, Roadblocks had over 164 million monthly active users, including more than half of all American children under 16. Although Roadblocks has received generally positive reviews from critics, it has faced criticism for its moderation and microtransactions and accusations of exploitative practices directed toward children.
roadblocks is a game
by AndrewThePsychopath August 20, 2023
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rollin roadblock

When big rigs are parallel on all lanes on an interstate, and no one can pass
what assholes, these semis are a rollin roadblock!
by wonafuneral September 29, 2023
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Saskatchewan Roadblock

A roadblock in which drivers are stopped to verify that they are in fact under the influence of alcohol. Sober drivers are stopped, and must consume alcohol in order to proceed.

Named due to the fact that Saskatchewan ranks among the highest of Canadian provinces for instances of impaired driving.
At the entrance of my ranch is a Saskatchewan Roadblock. Drivers with a blood alcohol content of zero must take a shot of fireball in order to enter.
by MinMax123 July 12, 2022
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