A magnificent Portuguese futbol player. Cristano plays for Man United, and is number 7.
Unfortunately, he has a deadly illness.. He plays with Maguire
Unfortunately, he has a deadly illness.. He plays with Maguire
by kysuglyphagot June 09, 2022
Commonly known as Ronaldo Nazario, R9 is considered to be one of the best strikers ever to play football. In 1997, at the age of 21, he became the youngest player ever to hold the ballon d’or, a record he still holds today. He also broke the world transfer record twice before he turned 21. By the age of 23, he had already scored more than 200 goals. There has been a lot of strikers who are legendary but R9 or Ronaldo Nazario stands out from them.
by Bl_36 September 06, 2023
by manutdrox October 05, 2008
To jump in the air and take a dive hard on the ground then wince in pain to catch the referees attention, although no one even came close to touching you.
To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.
To get your club teammate sent off for the benefit of your own team.
by tehretardedbunny July 14, 2006
christiano ronaldo is a footballer for man utd and portugal often criticised for his cheating (rightly so) and homosexuality.
a talented player no doubt who could easily win a game and be admired by many if he did not fall over like a sack of shit clutching his leg when there is the slightest gust of wind.
hated by fans across england he is expected to join real madrid next season despite his 3 year contract.
what a ladyboy bastard... cunt.
a talented player no doubt who could easily win a game and be admired by many if he did not fall over like a sack of shit clutching his leg when there is the slightest gust of wind.
hated by fans across england he is expected to join real madrid next season despite his 3 year contract.
what a ladyboy bastard... cunt.
by dwayne rooney July 10, 2006
Get a nigger to fuck your wife in the back seat of your car, while you watch the first 3 seasons of 24, while eating mcdonalds.
The nigger and your wife should be smothered in shermans low fat cream butter.
The nigger and your wife should be smothered in shermans low fat cream butter.
by korgar August 28, 2008
Portugese 20years old
A footballing genius
1 of Man uniteds star players
Myb a football legend aswell
a player who the english fan want to blame 4 the world cup exit instead of facing the fact that they didn't desereve to go any futher in the world cup because they aren't good enough or didn't play good enough to get to the semi-finals
A footballing genius
1 of Man uniteds star players
Myb a football legend aswell
a player who the english fan want to blame 4 the world cup exit instead of facing the fact that they didn't desereve to go any futher in the world cup because they aren't good enough or didn't play good enough to get to the semi-finals
by lyrical August 04, 2006