rhombus
a retard
rhombus by Z00t General 410 November 2, 2022
rhombus
A person who’s mostly straight-laced and conventional, like a square, but has one noticeable edge or quirk that sets them apart — not fully predictable, not fully wild either.
“He shows up to every meeting in a suit and tie, but then he’ll casually mention he’s into underground techno raves — total rhombus.”
rhombus by Dadvicethatmatters July 20, 2026
Rhombus Face
Kyria was in maths one day when the teacher says, “rhombuses are basically just wonky squares,” to which Kyria replied, “oof that’s cool,” so she went around calling people wonky squares which later evolved into rhombus face.
Rhombus Face by Rhombus Face May 8, 2019
rhombus your mombus
A phrase commonly pulled out by the dumbest person in a 5th/6th grade math class. When the teacher asks how to find the area of a rhombus, this kid normally turns to the quietest, least-expecting kid in class, causing outrageous reaction
Mr Sanders: The height is six inches, and the length is 14 inches; find the area of this rhombus.
Joe: I'll rhombus your mombus
Derek: You already had my dad
Joe: I'll rhombus your mombus
Derek: You already had my dad
rhombus your mombus by Alan Aldridge December 14, 2007
Golden Rhombus
A Golden Rhombus is a sex act where-in exactly four people urinate on a fifth. The 'Rhombus' comes from the necessity for the four pissers to be aligned at unequal angles to avoid crossfire and obtain optimal coverage.
Yeah all four of them gave her a golden rhombus, it was totally not awesome.
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Golden Rhombus by jbolivar June 28, 2012
purple rhombus
The Purple Rhombus is a god, always protecting it's followers, and abolishing non believers.
For strange reasons, some will have nightmares while thinking of the Purple Rhombus
For strange reasons, some will have nightmares while thinking of the Purple Rhombus
Person a: Do you worship the Purple Rhombus?
Person b: No, that sounds stupid.
The Purple Rhombus would then stalk person b until they become a believer or if they refuse, the purple rhombus would hunt them down
Person b: No, that sounds stupid.
The Purple Rhombus would then stalk person b until they become a believer or if they refuse, the purple rhombus would hunt them down
purple rhombus by Kirbbaebi July 10, 2018
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