Kyria was in maths one day when the teacher says, “rhombuses are basically just wonky squares,” to which Kyria replied, “oof that’s cool,” so she went around calling people wonky squares which later evolved into rhombus face.
Ugh of course you got the question wrong you rhombus face
A phrase commonly pulled out by the dumbest person in a 5th/6th grade math class. When the teacher asks how to find the area of a rhombus, this kid normally turns to the quietest, least-expecting kid in class, causing outrageous reaction
Mr Sanders: The height is six inches, and the length is 14 inches; find the area of this rhombus.
A Golden Rhombus is a sex act where-in exactly four people urinate on a fifth. The 'Rhombus' comes from the necessity for the four pissers to be aligned at unequal angles to avoid crossfire and obtain optimal coverage.
Yeah all four of them gave her a golden rhombus, it was totally not awesome.