From the book of the same name by P. J. O'Rourke –
"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
The Platform of the Republican Party Reptiles:
“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
by Melvin P. Dittlethumper December 10, 2009
Get the Republican Party Reptilemug. Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.
Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.
by ugra July 3, 2012
Get the CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple)mug. A Reptile is the acronym "Republican empowering President Trump into losing elections"
Republican voters who care more about supporting the conman instead of actually winning elections
Republican voters who care more about supporting the conman instead of actually winning elections
As a Reptile, I will always vote for Trump endorsed candidates in the primary. Even if that means a libtard will win the general election.
by No Reptiles February 2, 2024
Get the REPTILEmug. What comes out of politician's mouths
by afsmist December 4, 2017
Get the the hum of reptilesmug. Leafyishere is a reptile
by GONKdaHONK May 20, 2020
Get the Reptilemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Synapsid Reptiles Who Their Breath And Saliva On An Element <&>AndA<&>Soil<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When our Democrat overlords glitch out due to the fact that they're not really human but alien reptilians in human skin
Did you see the Joe Biden bot malfunction during his speech last night? He started slurring his words and basically just shut down. Talk about a-reptile-dysfunction!
The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.
A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.
The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.
A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.
by TheGideonLion September 17, 2024
Get the a-reptile-dysfunctionmug.