ratfucked

so unbelievably drunk that you actually lose the ability to open both eyes at once....it just hurts to much!!!!

"dude, whats wrong with that guy?"
"its ok he's just ratfucked"

by dude_sweeter May 13, 2005

RATfucking

When you search for a Rapid Antigen Test, can't find them, but find ample examples of politicians making up excuses for why they're not available and why they're not even rebate worthy, let alone free.

You are an Australian. You have been RATfucked...

You wanted an rapid antigen test and you ended the day RATfucking your research and inquiry skills to the point of still not finding a rapid antigen test.

by HumbleApe January 3, 2022

Ratfucked

The act of an uncontrolled shard during sexual climax

That there feller with the air colored yeller ratfucked his old lady til the sheets stained.

by Phorrist Dumbp January 11, 2025

Rat-fuck

The act or acts of completely ruining someones day, life, or overall belief of wellbeing.

Refer to "Cleveland Torpedo";
I am gonna rat-fuck your house when we party; I rat-fucked this girl the other night and left her stranded out in the middle of nowhere with my cum still in her hair; Driving by an Iraqi checkpoint at night I decided to rat-fuck them with my spotlight, thus night blinding them and illuminating them for the snipers

by Slayer 6 November 2, 2008

Ranfucky

1. can be used as a noun to describe a hideous person, place or thing.

2. Can be used as a verb to describe a horrible event that has happened to you.

1. Where are you? I'm in the middle of Ranfucky Tenn.
1b. Are you going on a date with Ranfucky tonight?

2. I was just ranfuckied by my car insurance for not switching over.

by Ricky Dick March 23, 2009

Ratbucketing

n. A form of torture where a live rat is placed inside a bucket strapped to the subject's abdomen and a flame applied to the bottom of the bucket, causing the rat to frantically tunnel its way out via the path of least resistance.

When waterboarding failed to make him talk, they used ratbucketing on him.

by GarrisLannister September 26, 2012

Ramfuckilifyed

When someone gets jammed by a cylinder type object near the lower back or ass

Yesterday a pencil ramfuckilifyed me on my ass

by Bootiebandi223t December 8, 2025